true-floridian:

this is too inappropriate to not reblog

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anniedraws:

livethefaggotry:

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You know you did great when they don’t need you anymore…  

SOB

(Source: lemonteaflower)

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sometimes i feel sorry that burnie has to read these but then again nobody else could comparatively do better than him.

(Source: theparadoxic)

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everythingroosterteeth:

mirkwoodling:

Gavin Free + Headlight Fluid

never heard Gavin say ‘fuck’ before 

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#nsfw #i guess Ancient Tumblr proverb (via seba-ciel)
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lepreas:

*asks about the t-rex for 13 years*

lepreas:

*asks about the t-rex for 13 years*

(Source: bo2bo)

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edwardspoonhands:

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

  • desserts & stressed
  • drawer & reward
  • gateman & nametag
  • time & emit
  • laced & decal
  • regal & lager

And therefore “emordnilap palindrome” is an emordnilap palindrome.

Which I, for one, think is really frickin’ cool.

dude

UUGGGGHHHHAAAAAEEEEEEEERRRRRR

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fishingboatproceeds:

neitherheavenorhell:

Hazel is different. She walks lightly, old man. She walks lightly upon the earth. Hazel knows the truth: We’re as likely to hurt the universe as we are to help it, and we’re not likely to do either.

Lovely.

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scarletbane:

kaerene:

artagainstsociety:

"Don’t be Shy" 

Woah

all the awards.

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tchrgleek:

You see the fingers, I see those lips. Holy cow, those top two gifs he just looks so damn kissable. Rawr.

(Source: augiesayles)

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Don’t date a girl just because everyone else in the room can’t take their eyes off her, or that black dress hugs her curves perfectly. Date a girl who you think about while waiting for the subway. Who makes you want your words to sound like some pretentious asshole who sits at Starbucks all day with a laptop wrote them. Date a girl who makes you think of stargazing in the summer and hot drinks in the winter. Date a girl who makes certain moments of your life unforgettable. Don’t date a girl who if after two weeks she “won’t give it up” to you. Don’t date a girl who if after 6 months won’t give it up. Date a girl who you will wait till the ends of the earth ‘til she’s ready, a girl who you will gladly light the candles for. Date a girl who you will do anything to get that smile that melts your heart. Don’t date a girl who you’re dependent on. Date a girl who makes you more dependent on yourself to be better. (via em-igma)

(Source: nonsensicalnoelle)


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There’s like a million different ways to say “I love you”
“put your seat belt on”
“watch your step”
“get some rest”

..you just gotta listen

(via queerios-and-milk)

(Source: meri-juana)


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oh-shit-it-is-our-division:

totallyfubar:

slafennog:

How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.

I’m 100% sure it was just George

No

(Source: morondeluxe)

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plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

(Source: princessveroni)

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